Mustache Pacifier

Okay. I know I disappeared. I'm really sorry! But you know you can always find me (and a lot of other really cool mind-blowing, amazing things) on my other site right??
I'm back primarily because I need to spread this out into the world while the mustache trend is still fresh. Introducing... mustache pacifier.

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It's funny because babies don't know it's funny :D

Lego Men Crayons

Not that crayons are not enough to make kids happy, but these ones will really brighten things up! :) Pun intended.

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T-Rex Jacket

I have a habit of bookmarking things that would make great Christmas gifts so I won't feel as stressed out over the holidays. And this year, I know I'm definitely getting my little cousin this:

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Partly because it is 99.5% impossible that he will not like it, but also because it is completely and thoroughly awesome.

DIY Gigantic Ruler Growth Chart

Children are growing faster than we can remember. Were kids always so full of growth-spurt potential? With the exception of Daniel Radcliffe, the entire world seems to be talking down to me (literally). Not that I actually get to talk to Daniel Radcliffe, because if that was the case, my list of things to do would include much cooler objectives than buying new socks.

In our world, it's pretty much in the Good Parent manual that you document your kid's height, by writing it down, taking adorable pictures, or recording them in spreadsheets. Because if you don't, well, just don't join the PTA okay?

So here's a fun way to do just that:
A DIY growth measure chart that looks like a gigantic ruler!

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So yes, common measuring charts are just so last year. Now you know.

Popsicle Swing

What says summer better than a half-bitten, bright yellow popsicle SWING SEAT?

Nothing.

Nothing at all.